Dyno
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Dyno

A dyno tells you what an engine actually puts down. The spec sheet is a claim; the rollers are a measurement. This one straps the site down every night: a GitHub Action builds main, weighs what would go over the wire, and records a pull.

0163325488651 2026-08-09 · 470.6 KiB · 36d3e552026-08-10 · 470.7 KiB · 5df3d2a2026-08-11 · 476.8 KiB · d98bcc42026-08-12 · 484.9 KiB · 6e22d6c2026-08-13 · 494.2 KiB · 9eb993f2026-08-14 · 494.2 KiB · 17a44fe2026-08-15 · 497.0 KiB · 8ce2bbe2026-08-16 · 500.5 KiB · 610c2012026-08-17 · 500.4 KiB · da7f0472026-08-18 · 502.0 KiB · 74e5d7f2026-08-19 · 502.1 KiB · cdbf85c2026-08-20 · 502.6 KiB · 69456d32026-08-21 · 504.2 KiB · 9b652f62026-08-22 · 531.3 KiB · 0ecc00a2026-08-23 · 531.3 KiB · ce245ca2026-08-24 · 531.3 KiB · 01351702026-08-25 · 559.7 KiB · f5919f22026-08-26 · 562.7 KiB · 01bc0962026-08-27 · 571.6 KiB · 73ba2f02026-08-28 · 571.6 KiB · 650b48c2026-08-29 · 581.2 KiB · 6da8d922026-08-30 · 581.2 KiB · 9acc06e2026-08-31 · 581.2 KiB · a15494b2026-09-01 · 581.2 KiB · 7692b522026-09-02 · 579.9 KiB · e2c45442026-09-03 · 580.3 KiB · 3d182c72026-09-04 · 580.3 KiB · 88c77ea2026-06-01 · 86.0 KiB · pre-consolidation — homepage Worker alone, before cal/ and serendipity/ were consolidated into it2026-06-30 · 129.2 KiB · consolidation — the one-Worker consolidation. the old three-Worker aggregate measured 130.94 KiB, so this was smaller than what it replaced2026-08-04 · 204.2 KiB · rebaseline — re-baselined after the 129.23 line had been in continuous breach for months. lens.js and serendipity.js are 35% of the bundle between them2026-08-08 · 258.3 KiB · 295ee97 — measured while building the wire-size diff, four days after the re-baseline and already over its 25% alert2026-08-09 · 266.6 KiB · 36d3e552026-08-10 · 266.7 KiB · 5df3d2a2026-08-11 · 269.2 KiB · d98bcc42026-08-12 · 276.2 KiB · 6e22d6c2026-08-13 · 276.6 KiB · 9eb993f2026-08-14 · 278.6 KiB · 17a44fe2026-08-15 · 272.0 KiB · 8ce2bbe2026-08-16 · 274.8 KiB · 610c2012026-08-17 · 228.5 KiB · da7f0472026-08-18 · 229.7 KiB · 74e5d7f2026-08-19 · 230.2 KiB · cdbf85c2026-08-20 · 235.4 KiB · 69456d32026-08-21 · 235.5 KiB · 9b652f62026-08-22 · 237.5 KiB · 0ecc00a2026-08-23 · 237.9 KiB · ce245ca2026-08-24 · 237.9 KiB · 01351702026-08-25 · 238.6 KiB · f5919f22026-08-26 · 240.7 KiB · 01bc0962026-08-27 · 245.0 KiB · 73ba2f02026-08-28 · 240.3 KiB · 650b48c2026-08-29 · 240.4 KiB · 6da8d922026-08-30 · 240.4 KiB · 9acc06e2026-08-31 · 240.5 KiB · a15494b2026-09-01 · 240.5 KiB · 7692b522026-09-02 · 241.4 KiB · e2c45442026-09-03 · 241.4 KiB · 3d182c72026-09-04 · 241.4 KiB · 88c77ea2026-08-09 · 58.0 KiB · 36d3e552026-08-10 · 58.0 KiB · 5df3d2a2026-08-11 · 61.0 KiB · d98bcc42026-08-12 · 67.5 KiB · 6e22d6c2026-08-13 · 68.1 KiB · 9eb993f2026-08-14 · 68.1 KiB · 17a44fe2026-08-15 · 74.0 KiB · 8ce2bbe2026-08-16 · 74.4 KiB · 610c2012026-08-17 · 75.0 KiB · da7f0472026-08-18 · 75.1 KiB · 74e5d7f2026-08-19 · 75.1 KiB · cdbf85c2026-08-20 · 77.4 KiB · 69456d32026-08-21 · 77.4 KiB · 9b652f62026-08-22 · 77.7 KiB · 0ecc00a2026-08-23 · 77.7 KiB · ce245ca2026-08-24 · 77.7 KiB · 01351702026-08-25 · 77.8 KiB · f5919f22026-08-26 · 83.3 KiB · 01bc0962026-08-27 · 86.3 KiB · 73ba2f02026-08-28 · 86.3 KiB · 650b48c2026-08-29 · 86.4 KiB · 6da8d922026-08-30 · 86.4 KiB · 9acc06e2026-08-31 · 86.4 KiB · a15494b2026-09-01 · 86.4 KiB · 7692b522026-09-02 · 86.4 KiB · e2c45442026-09-03 · 86.5 KiB · 3d182c72026-09-04 · 86.5 KiB · 88c77ea 2026-06-012026-09-04 KiB
The worker bundle is the pull worth watching. It went from 86 to 241 KiB gzip between 2026-06-01 and 2026-09-04, up 181%. Every one of those numbers got found by somebody tripping over a stale threshold rather than by anyone watching the slope, which is the specific failure a per-change check cannot catch and a series can.

Recent pulls

datecommitworker gzippages brassets brsource
2026-09-04 88c77ea 241.4 580.3 86.5 measured
2026-09-03 3d182c7 241.4 580.3 86.5 measured
2026-09-02 e2c4544 241.4 579.9 86.4 measured
2026-09-01 7692b52 240.5 581.2 86.4 measured
2026-08-31 a15494b 240.5 581.2 86.4 measured
2026-08-30 9acc06e 240.4 581.2 86.4 measured
2026-08-29 6da8d92 240.4 581.2 86.4 measured
2026-08-28 650b48c 240.3 571.6 86.3 measured
2026-08-27 73ba2f0 245.0 571.6 86.3 measured
2026-08-26 01bc096 240.7 562.7 83.3 measured
2026-08-25 f5919f2 238.6 559.7 77.8 measured
2026-08-24 0135170 237.9 531.3 77.7 measured
2026-08-23 ce245ca 237.9 531.3 77.7 measured
2026-08-22 0ecc00a 237.5 531.3 77.7 measured

Every number here is deterministic: identical source bytes weigh the same every time, so a flat line means nothing changed rather than that nothing was measured. Sampled figures are deliberately absent, because wrangler check startup read 9.6, 7.6, 6.4 and 16.4 ms across bytes nobody touched, and charting that would draw weather. A dyno with a wandering needle is a decoration. Raw series at /garage/dyno.json.